Big Dicks

  • This went from 'sexual assault' to 'community service' in record time.

    Date: 11/29/17 Views: 239,555 Category:

  • dam son

    Date: 11/17/17 Views: 340,544 Category:

  • Becky gets the frappuccinos fucked out of her, generating one throbbing orgasm after another. I'm guessing the end result isn't too aesthetically pleasing. An hour of this is how things end up on the Arby's value menu.

    Date: 11/03/17 Views: 472,768 Category:

  • How many times have I said "mother of fuckin' AC Fucking Slater, this dude's custard cannon weighs more than her entire body" ? Sixty four. How many times did I actually mean it in the literal sense? Zero. UNTIL NOW.

    Date: 08/15/17 Views: 246,289 Category:

  • FUCK.

    Date: 07/14/17 Views: 238,771 Category:

  • This is ridiculous. Not lol-ridiculous like a chunk of society identifying as non-binary lesbian attack helicopters. She has zero reaction to being gutted like a sturgeon, and I keep waiting for David Attenborough's explanation.

    Date: 05/20/17 Views: 182,618 Category:

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    Date: 05/07/17 Views: 264,371 Category:

  • Meet your new idol. Probably seen more STD's than a Sudanese prostitute on holiday, and yet still manages to slay pussy with ease. Don't be fooled by the bend in his waffle dolphin: That's The Tickler, and the hired help LOVE it.

    Date: 04/14/17 Views: 214,152 Category:

  • Who?. The only pornstar I remember by name. Why? Cute, low-maintenance, & if you uppercut her cervix just right, she develops a speech impediment like Stan's twat of a sister on South Park. #FAPGASM.

    Date: 03/26/17 Views: 268,442 Category:

  • She literally can't stick to a consistent emotion for more than 2 seconds before turning 180° and going the opposite way. It's a serious condition. Us folks in the pharmaceutical industry call it Hyper Bipolar Cuntiosis.

    Date: 03/10/17 Views: 205,348 Category:

  • Looks pretty predictable to me. She's got the tolerance of 1 ply toilet paper, and he's hung like a walrus tusk. Uncertainty & swelling should be expected.

    Date: 02/18/17 Views: 261,356 Category:

  • His penis has the dimensions of a cement shovel. READ: NOT something you go balls-deep on. This isn't porn. It's an alternative to renting out storage units.

    Date: 01/20/17 Views: 245,818 Category:

  • Son of a bitch has a kielbasa the size of my forearm. He should spend less time penetrating, and more time dominating. I'm talking blunt force trauma, BLM style. It would triple the entertainment value of the movement.

    Date: 12/22/16 Views: 289,622 Category:

  • A democratic acquaintance at Chipotle has long told me African American men and white cops simply don't get along. After seeing Tyrone Kobe Jermaine Javarie get bullied into BBW twat, I understand why.

    Date: 10/27/16 Views: 348,544 Category:

  • There's 2 pleasures I will never get to enjoy in life. Both include using my genitals as a wrecking ball, but only one involves this gelatinous creature.

    Date: 09/19/16 Views: 365,282 Category:

  • I've never seen this chick cave before, no matter how big the cock. It's as if her vaginal canal is made of Teflon, with more square footage than James Van Deer Beek's forehead. But after seeing this, I'm not so sure.

    Date: 08/13/16 Views: 271,368 Category:

  • You ever actually make it to the end of Alien 3 and see the stomach-bursting scene? Me neither. But if they ever made an XXX spinoff with a black gentleman hung like Samuel L. Jackson, it might look something like this.

    Date: 07/12/16 Views: 370,095 Category:

  • Who the fuck did evolution have in mind when it gifted this vagrant the dimensions of a pool cue? I don't know, but it probably needs more than 3-pack of Colt 45 and beagle ears for tits to take him on @ full power.

    Date: 05/29/16 Views: 341,354 Category:

  • HIM: Hung like Clydesdale
    HER: Can't make it past the glans
    A situation all but guaranteed to result in rearranged fallopian tubes. Maybe a domestic violence case too.

    Date: 04/04/16 Views: 352,276 Category:

  • Personal gifts are a welcomed sight on Inhumanity, but this particular plug isn't about the ham flaps. It's about capacity. Her wizard sleeve goes deeper than Inception fan fiction, and you can officially color me IMPRESSED.

    Date: 02/20/16 Views: 439,826 Category:

  • Every good movie deserves a sequel, and many moons ago we discovered a girl that has less tolerance for raw beef products than a level 5 vegan. Probably all an act, but the hole-to-hole acrobatics is worth the followup.

    Date: 11/25/15 Views: 225,180 Category:

  • The 3rd Olsen sister's sexual sideshow derails after the Mr. makes an unexpected visit to her rectocele. Let's just say dude needs to be running the Kentucky Derby, or her V-walls have the durability of Chinese airbags.

    Date: 10/09/15 Views: 221,355 Category:

  • Meet Summer. Seen porn more than once? Then you already know her. This is the Betamax of big cock vids. What you don't know is the man behind it. aka guy who dethroned Tony Little on my list of heroes. RIP.

    Date: 09/06/15 Views: 212,307 Category:

  • Symptom #23 that you live in a trailer park: you're face-to-head with 9 1/2 inches of Nigeria's finest and rather than redirecting said erection to a more suitable orifice, you eat that shit up like a 2 for 1 RC Cola sale.

    Date: 08/31/15 Views: 214,846 Category:

  • 5:35 is the mark. He starts off strong, only to have his erection look like something off the Wienerschnitzel menu. And yet he presses on, braving the vagina that literally turned his cocoa puff into the number seven.

    Date: 07/27/15 Views: 209,561 Category:

  • Pegleg McGreggor is packing enough meat to start a slaughterhouse. Naturally his first course of action is to find the nearest Asian female and attempt snicker bar seppuku. Me thinks he was responsible for .

    Date: 07/12/15 Views: 255,767 Category:

  • Tupac loads up his Indominus Rex and lays waste to an orifice that's seen more wide load traffic than the GW Bridge. Better yet: Ever set off an M-80 in a zucchini? That's the kind of labia majora we're dealing with here.

    Date: 05/02/15 Views: 209,758 Category:

  • Meet Bree Olson: O.G. p-star gone average YouTuber, and afrocock aficionado. She wasn't the type to run from a challenge, even when Jarquerius and Tyshawn attempted to tag-team her ass into early retirement.

    Date: 03/29/15 Views: 206,177 Category:

  • If Internet pornography has educated me on anything, it's that 40+ women genuinely love penises that are commonly mistaken for tennis equipment. Except her. Clearly we're dealing with a special kinda feminist here.

    Date: 02/13/15 Views: 305,066 Category:

  • 3:00AM cuckolding session goes from good idea to I think I need a gynecologist as Darius Williams the 3rd repeatedly bulldozes Becky's reproductive system. Award-winning cries of fear @ 1:30, 7:16 and 16:55.

    Date: 10/24/14 Views: 264,061 Category: