Impressive

  • damn son, whered u learn that?

    Date: 07/18/18 Views: 95,645 Category:

  • Her hip-to-waist ratio is insane. But mother of fuckin' Iggy Pop... not even a Chinese plastic surgeon could Ctrl+Alt+Del the Stalone from that face. Impressive body tho.... I dub thee '#1 girl I'd be sodomized in the dark by

    Date: 04/02/18 Views: 176,989 Category:

  • Everybody is born with a gift. Some are just better left at IHOP glory holes.

    Date: 02/16/18 Views: 190,049 Category:

  • Margery & her genetics have some fucking explaining to do. Personally, I think she should find a way to increase size by at least 30%. Right around Triple-K cups is when those disability benefits should start kicking in. #$$$

    Date: 12/28/17 Views: 207,162 Category:

  • Charli Maverick. aka a rookie with the kind of booty-o's you'd crawl through broken glass to be farted on by. She shot like 10 scenes, than hauled that mountain of ass right back to the trailer park she crawled out of. #missyou

    Date: 12/13/17 Views: 192,384 Category:

  • Kinda like the Jigsaw franchise, this went from intriguing to 'it's time to stop' pretty damn quick. Tipping point involves a vaginal evacuation story told in the most soothing voice I've heard since Bob Ross. 10/10, would fap again.

    Date: 11/01/17 Views: 145,210 Category:

  • I'm all for breaking boundaries, but a little caution should be ised. When trying special team plays you saw on the Internet, it's best to practice first. PROOF: The 12 pack of these bastards being Amazon-prime'd to my house.

    Date: 10/12/17 Views: 225,135 Category:

  • Don't let that lack of muscle tone fool you: She's a protein assassin. We all have a calling in life... and after skull-fucking the basic multiplication skills out of herself, I think we all know what her future holds. ยป .

    Date: 08/19/17 Views: 196,935 Category:

  • Starts off as a BJ vid, but like me during The Mummy remake, it lasts about 27 seconds. From then on it's all pleasure. And by 'pleasure' I mean whiplash so violent u'll be amazed she can feed herself without FEMA gettin involved.

    Date: 06/27/17 Views: 190,109 Category:

  • For a good 24 hours people were treating this misfit like that dress nobody knew the color of. is it 1 girl? is it 2 girls? will either of them trade Arby's coupons for pictures of their soggy juice wallet?. Spoiler: It's a duo.

    Date: 12/20/16 Views: 167,702 Category:

  • This girl's vageen suffers more abuse than a stolen credit card in the hands of an African American at Chukchansi Gold Casino. But it's her cheek bones that get the real workout. Additional WUT @ 10:09 mark.

    Date: 11/04/16 Views: 316,520 Category:

  • CGI? Butt implants? Life-long addiction to Baconators? I don't give a single fuck. Just imagine her spreading eagle and doing the The Galloping Horse on your Kosher pickle. The ejaculatory damage would require FEMA.

    Date: 08/20/16 Views: 236,399 Category:

  • Fat tits gravity has no effect on? Zero gag reflex? More than 73% female? She nailed all 3 check boxes on my wife list. Out of the way gentleman, me and the $18 I have left on this IHOP gift card will take it from here.

    Date: 07/08/16 Views: 263,993 Category:

  • Kinda looks like Megan Fox at some angles, only she's stacked to the maximum and doesn't give me the urge to punch her in the taint every 12 seconds. In other words - say hello to the pinnacle of the female gender.

    Date: 07/04/16 Views: 159,667 Category:

  • At first I thought this was one of those Tom Savini prop videos where they hide a garden hose off screen and blast away like the Kremlin is on fire. Turns out it's legit. I crown u the Holly Holm of handjob pornography.

    Date: 01/27/16 Views: 197,606 Category:

  • The story of an overachiever and her epic battle with gravity. Lots of ways to bust your nuts here, along with a constant reminder that you'll never know satisfaction like this man. Collapsed fallopian tubes are guaranteed.

    Date: 11/08/15 Views: 249,787 Category: