Deprived china girl volunteers her noodle bowl on Craigslist to anyone with working legs, free of charge. But instead of spacing out the locally unemployed, she hits one after another w/o as much as a Summer's Eve bath in between.
Date: 12/22/18Views: 170,593Category:
If one thing never fails to get a metric fuckton of clicks, it's five-day legal squeeze bags. So here's 16 secs of the best ones you'll see all week. That's right, 16. As in the number of times I have to flush after a Little Caesars Five for $5 groupon.
Date: 12/08/18Views: 157,494Category:
Call her what you will: Gianna Dior, Divine Box... I prefer the moniker "the reason I have to apply aloe vera to my penis every 3-5 hours". Never before has a pornstar made me proud of the reward points I earned shopping exclusively at Walgreens.
Date: 10/29/18Views: 215,289Category:
This girl's vageen suffers more abuse than a stolen credit card in the hands of an African American at Chukchansi Gold Casino. Additional WUT? at the 10:09 mark.
Date: 09/17/18Views: 231,760Category:
damn son, whered u learn that?
Date: 07/18/18Views: 256,942Category:
Her hip-to-waist ratio is insane. But mother of fuckin' Iggy Pop... not even a Chinese plastic surgeon could Ctrl+Alt+Del the Stalone from that face. Impressive body tho.... I dub thee '#1 girl I'd be sodomized in the dark by
Date: 04/02/18Views: 203,360Category:
Everybody is born with a gift. Some are just better left at IHOP glory holes.
Date: 02/16/18Views: 209,864Category:
Margery & her genetics have some fucking explaining to do. Personally, I think she should find a way to increase size by at least 30%. Right around Triple-K cups is when those disability benefits should start kicking in. #$$$
Date: 12/28/17Views: 223,982Category:
Charli Maverick. aka a rookie with the kind of booty-o's you'd crawl through broken glass to be farted on by. She shot like 10 scenes, than hauled that mountain of ass right back to the trailer park she crawled out of. #missyou
Date: 12/13/17Views: 201,756Category:
Kinda like the Jigsaw franchise, this went from intriguing to 'it's time to stop' pretty damn quick. Tipping point involves a vaginal evacuation story told in the most soothing voice I've heard since Bob Ross. 10/10, would fap again.
Date: 11/01/17Views: 154,685Category:
I'm all for breaking boundaries, but a little caution should be ised. When trying special team plays you saw on the Internet, it's best to practice first. PROOF: The 12 pack of these bastards being Amazon-prime'd to my house.
Date: 10/12/17Views: 234,994Category:
Don't let that lack of muscle tone fool you: She's a protein assassin. We all have a calling in life... and after skull-fucking the basic multiplication skills out of herself, I think we all know what her future holds. » .
Date: 08/19/17Views: 205,239Category:
Starts off as a BJ vid, but like me during The Mummy remake, it lasts about 27 seconds. From then on it's all pleasure. And by 'pleasure' I mean whiplash so violent u'll be amazed she can feed herself without FEMA gettin involved.
Date: 06/27/17Views: 198,039Category:
For a good 24 hours people were treating this misfit like that dress nobody knew the color of. is it 1 girl? is it 2 girls? will either of them trade Arby's coupons for pictures of their soggy juice wallet?. Spoiler: It's a duo.
Date: 12/20/16Views: 170,257Category:
CGI? Butt implants? Life-long addiction to Baconators? I don't give a single fuck. Just imagine her spreading eagle and doing the The Galloping Horse on your Kosher pickle. The ejaculatory damage would require FEMA.
Date: 08/20/16Views: 241,515Category:
Fat tits gravity has no effect on? Zero gag reflex? More than 73% female? She nailed all 3 check boxes on my wife list. Out of the way gentleman, me and the $18 I have left on this IHOP gift card will take it from here.
Date: 07/08/16Views: 271,672Category:
At first I thought this was one of those Tom Savini prop videos where they hide a garden hose off screen and blast away like the Kremlin is on fire. Turns out it's legit. I crown u the Holly Holm of handjob pornography.
Date: 01/27/16Views: 205,027Category:
The story of an overachiever and her epic battle with gravity. Lots of ways to bust your nuts here, along with a constant reminder that you'll never know satisfaction like this man. Collapsed fallopian tubes are guaranteed.