Alphas

  • "this is somebody elses girlfriend" lol

    Date: 10/17/18 Views: 136,386 Category:

  • You see all these videos of girls too scared to hit a Wendy's drive-thru with a homemade glaze. Then u have Maria Leonne... giving less than zero shits & takes more loads in public than a New York City dump truck. #trendkiller

    Date: 08/22/18 Views: 192,053 Category:

  • Some guy that considers dollar store tattoos an art form bangs the shame out of the last girl that should be on his ding donger. After the 5th "look at the camera, it begins to feel more like Crazyshit vid than a Pornhub vid.

    Date: 07/28/18 Views: 259,511 Category:

  • Unwritten rules of the practicing date rapist: #1 Lack of hygiene, #2 Look as much like George Lopez as possible and #3 Outdoing WWE's last PPV n both precision and dynamic move sets. Looks like this scumquat is 3 for 3.

    Date: 06/14/18 Views: 189,504 Category:

  • Whoever she is, I hope ignoring the 3rd season of The Sopranos just to be glory-fucked by Charlie Sheen light was worth the 15 minutes of pleasure.

    Date: 05/22/18 Views: 189,653 Category:

  • It's official. We have the answer for feminism.

    Date: 03/27/18 Views: 337,769 Category:

  • Spanked, groped & forced to eat bargain bin pizza toppings. If it wasn't for the pity squeeze, I'd wager this was gonna go from lolniceboner.mp4 to Last Known Video of Becky Stankalottapuss Alive pretty damn fast.

    Date: 03/22/18 Views: 205,213 Category:

  • Steven Tyler Nicole Aniston giving the gift that keeps on giving.

    Date: 11/16/17 Views: 245,782 Category:

  • Much like Miley Cyrus after a spirited jog through a petting zoo, you can't trust a damn thing below this guy's waistline. Well... at least she's got pride. Know who doesn't? . Kill him, cautiously F-A-P to this.

    Date: 10/18/17 Views: 192,136 Category:

  • Dang, check out the dimensions on this one. You may have a wet dream or 5 about eating her out. Emphasis on 'eating'. I'm willing to bet 50 shekels she's got enough bush down there to start up her own botanical gardens.

    Date: 07/21/17 Views: 198,430 Category:

  • Not since the release of The Human Centipede have I seen a person's genitals put in such a 1-sided battle. She fucks the Predator of ass rippage, cries legit tears & has a rage quit that would make Kanye West jealous.

    Date: 04/15/17 Views: 360,529 Category:

  • Is it really the McGregster? No. But what you should be asking is: If Kaley Cuoco didn't luck out on a show less interesting than emergency bowel surgery, would it be her lips gettin split apart like a grilled cheese sandwich?

    Date: 05/11/16 Views: 236,014 Category:

  • He was promised an all-you-can-eat buffet, he got cut off at the appetizer instead. Lesson learned: Always check the refund policy before dining in foreign places.

    Date: 04/28/16 Views: 167,456 Category:

  • Meet Tim Sharky. Ex-convict, ex-loan shark, current destroyer of all Pomeranian-sized women. Think Dan Bilzerian with more testosterone and lower standards.

    Date: 01/16/16 Views: 322,403 Category:

  • If only the planet of ham from were here today, we could get his approval. Or h8 since his only documented contact is with Ralph Macchio. Point is: Karate Kid is a good movie and deserves our respect.

    Date: 08/05/15 Views: 344,420 Category:

  • I tend to enjoy the finer things in life: Particularly the McGangbang (look it up), director cuts of Nicholas Cage movies and extreme acts of public intimacy. But as far as complimentary blowjobs go, this just won my heart.

    Date: 03/25/15 Views: 212,120 Category: